Am back with a bang!!!!After brief hibernation...Back to the blog world...To ponder over the most inane of things...Comment on the most assiduous of adventures...With an all new perspective...Brief encounters with the 'GOD'....And the most fun filling current endeavor...
I AM AN ANALYST.... ASSoc. ANALYST....
Finally after a comprehensive training schedule, got launched on to projects...
Not allowed to disclose client details...
But here goes a gist of how life has been plus the responsibilities...
- Life is sure hectic with strict timelines blowing down your neck all the time...
- Get to know all kinds of people... Broadly classified into romantics, barons and others...
- Romantics crib about how the old times were great before you guys came around. Now all you can think of is party, fun and firm activities!
- Barons are stubborn, and demand little or no ‘extra-curricular activities’. They're pained to see the timelines torn apart by amateurs like us...
- Others are the best... They let you be in your own world, complete your work when you get the time...
- Identify where your fortes are and get rocketing in that direction...
- Everyone around says your work is so simple, its not some rocket science...But the fact is rocket science is far simpler than debugging CASE, IF, LOOP, FUNCTION, and asinine code written by aliens...
- You party when you've finished a level-7 (you're dead meat work) object, only to come the next day with the lead informing you about the sad demise of your code at the 11th statement...
- Adhere to each letter in the project standards and process docs.. Meticulous in updating each and every action on an object only to find stuff half done with the time bomb clock 5 mins away...
- Do everything perfectly and produce work on which you can swear your!@#$ s off that this is the best you have to offer... Only to stare at a change in functionality from step 1.1, clause 'a' on delivery day...
- Shoulder all the responsibilities that are there, only to find peers stare at you saying... Bloody custard, wanna go onsite eh???...
- Select all and delete mails from your inbox. All stupid forwards... A cancer patient getting one cent for each forwarded mail... A mail from yahoo, where you'll earn 1.4567 cents for each forward you do... Testimonials that I got 123456 $ from Google for forwarding this mail to assholes like you. You do the same too... Only to find that you've deleted valuable specification mails from the client... Bug the tech support team for a backup, and end up pleading to get the mail resent...
- Keep bloggin away only to find your boss look from your side and say...Sonny you've no work? Come hitherto, I'll give you fresh responsibilities...
- Got to go.....
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