Banungii mein......

Ever since man set foot on earth there was this piece of distraction called woMAN that interfered with every footstep that he took. So much that the same woMAN came to be the epitome of grace, fashion and beauty in today’s world...
From epics to the modern day TV-soaps, the world = stage (where each person plays a part) always reveled in making sure they hogged the lime-lite for a considerable period of time...Soap-operas bear a stunning similarity to draupadi's vastaharan in terms of time and lack of clothes...Today’s BMMI is the culmination of the very same two elements that stands unfazed since time immemorial....
It doesn’t take much intellectual brilliance to put 2 and 2 together and realize how dumb a person can be who wants to win BMMI because it was her mom's dream, and wants the entire whorled to vote for this noble cause...

It takes more than long legs, skimpy clothes and a crown to 'eradicate' illiteracy in the country...

A person is actually on the zenith of being ludicrous if she wants us to vote for her so that she wins the crown and takes her family for a world tour...
If you want us to vote for you because you just realized something that goes like this... "If I become MI then I'll be happy and so will you", its totally preposterous…
Even the hostess admits its going to be a tough task for us to decide who is the dumbest of them all…
And then there's common trash about how you'll go about changing the world with your smile. Poverty, illiteracy, female infanticide, polio, rabies... Everything will vanish of the face of earth once I win the crown. So please, please vote for me...because a small wish of mine will be fulfilled by a large number of votes from you fools who watch me day and night..


After the great Indian laughter challenge I think this has been the most hilarious of tv-events to have ever touched the cellulite screen..

So if you liked this post, SMS AbhiIluvU [yourname] and send to 9866655808...Kyunki aapka ek keemti vote (If u on CUG then free) mera zindaaagi baaadal saaktha hai.

Play Time!!!

Jhamooorey!!!
Ji Sarkaar!......

Pilayegaa??, Khilayega???,Dikhayegaa???...

How I hate these three dialogues that I'm supposed to burp...Totally detest them...

More later..

Time-pass.....

Am back with a bang!!!!After brief hibernation...Back to the blog world...To ponder over the most inane of things...Comment on the most assiduous of adventures...With an all new perspective...Brief encounters with the 'GOD'....And the most fun filling current endeavor...

I AM AN ANALYST.... ASSoc. ANALYST....

Finally after a comprehensive training schedule, got launched on to projects...
Not allowed to disclose client details...
But here goes a gist of how life has been plus the responsibilities...

• Life is sure hectic with strict timelines blowing down your neck all the time...
• Get to know all kinds of people... Broadly classified into romantics, barons and others...
• Romantics crib about how the old times were great before you guys came around. Now all you can think of is party, fun and firm activities!
• Barons are stubborn, and demand little or no ‘extra-curricular activities’. They're pained to see the timelines torn apart by amateurs like us...
• Others are the best... They let you be in your own world, complete your work when you get the time...
• Identify where your fortes are and get rocketing in that direction...
• Everyone around says your work is so simple, its not some rocket science...But the fact is rocket science is far simpler than debugging CASE, IF, LOOP, FUNCTION, and asinine code written by aliens...
• You party when you've finished a level-7 (you're dead meat work) object, only to come the next day with the lead informing you about the sad demise of your code at the 11th statement...
• Adhere to each letter in the project standards and process docs.. Meticulous in updating each and every action on an object only to find stuff half done with the time bomb clock 5 mins away...
• Do everything perfectly and produce work on which you can swear your!@#$ s off that this is the best you have to offer... Only to stare at a change in functionality from step 1.1, clause 'a' on delivery day...
• Shoulder all the responsibilities that are there, only to find peers stare at you saying... Bloody custard, wanna go onsite eh???...
• Select all and delete mails from your inbox. All stupid forwards... A cancer patient getting one cent for each forwarded mail... A mail from yahoo, where you'll earn 1.4567 cents for each forward you do... Testimonials that I got 123456 $ from Google for forwarding this mail to assholes like you. You do the same too... Only to find that you've deleted valuable specification mails from the client... Bug the tech support team for a backup, and end up pleading to get the mail resent...
• Keep bloggin away only to find your boss look from your side and say...Sonny you've no work? Come hitherto, I'll give you fresh responsibilities...
• Got to go.....